Eldorado: A Summary By The Abilaine

This is completely idiotic.

Bye.

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(Secret town house in Paris, the league is gathered)

Percy - "Armand, we're goin' Frenchie trippin', wanna come?

Armand - "But I met this pretty girl and-"

Percy - "Yes, yes, that's nice, I'm married to the prettiest chick in France, so suck it up, my love impaired bro-in-law..."

Armand - "NO. You don't understand me ..."

Percy - "But-"

Armand - "YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BORING, BORING, BORING, whatever, I'll go..."

Percy - *facepalms and mutters incoherently about being teenagers these days and there dating habits*

(Chauvelin comes to visit Marguerite)

Chauvelin - "Hey, babe, so had my cronies beat your hubby up, chuck him in prison, and we're starving his hunky physique until he tells us where the brat is, wanna visit him?"

Marguerite - *snifs* You little crap, shut up."

Chauvelin - "Right, so around 5? Great, byyyueeeee..." *menical laughing as door closes* 

Marguerite - *tramatized kitten sobbing* "MAH POOR PERCY-POOHS!!!"

(Marguerite visits Percy in prison)

Percy - "Hey, Margot, bring me any McDonalds?"

Marguerite - "Sorry, baby, Chah Chah would'nt lemme keep the chicken nuggets and side salad, scared you'd saw through the bars with the plastic cuterly..."

Percy - "Yea, sounds like him... Oh well. COME HERE..." *smacky kisses*

Marguerite - *le sigh* OooOoHh, you even my Romeo when you're a jail bird..."

Percy - *wiggles eyebrows* "Chah, little mama. But a cheeseburger would hit the spot..."

Marguerite - *rolls her eyes* Really, you're Elvis impression stinks, babe..."

Percy - *faints in sustenance deprivation* 

Marguerite - "I'M SORRY, MY LOVE, I DIDNT MEAN IT. PERCY?! Percypoohs? Ahhhh..."

Percy (poohs?) -  *pops one eye open* "Kidding"

(Chat Chah and Percy talk)

Chauvelin - "Write the thing."

Percy - *crosses arms* Not writing the thing. 

Chauvelin - "WRITE THE THING."

Percy - *tweaks nose* "HA HA HA, nope."

Chauvelin - *grins evilly* "Cute Margot's waiting for her date at McDonalds and you're gonna be laaaaaaattteeee..."

Percy - *throws sippycup at him* NOPEERDO, Chah Chah, not unless I get some chicken nuggets, and a mocha frappe, and A SIDE SALAD, AND-"

Chauvelin - *facepalms* FIIIIiiiiiiinnneeeeee, just SHUT. UP."

Percy - *grins* Yay. *writes the thing*

(Percy's letter to Armand)

  Dear Lover Boy,

  I know you betrayed me, saw me get beat to a bloody pulp, and gagged (which, was all your fault, man, I'd feel major shame right now), all for your new girlfriend, but don't let Margot get hurt and I'll bust outta prison ASAP.

Don't worry, I got this whole thing. 

  You big bro-in-law,

(*eraser marks and smiley face over "Percy-Pooh's")

~THE SCARLET PIMPER-BAIL

P.S.   That was punny. No? Ok. But seriously, you better bail me outta here, they don't even serve McDonalds ...

(Somewhere on the rode, after the escape)

Percy - *flinges open carriage door with dramatics* Margot, honey cheeks, TADA!! I'm free, we're all free, YAY FOR ME! Fooled Chah Chah again! Weeeee! Why aren't you celebrating me...? Let's go get McDonald's, I'm STARRRVVING, takes a lot being this heroic and dashing..."

Marguerite - "I'm in heaven, ain't I?" 

Percy - "No, babe-"

Marguerite - "Armand, look, Percy's ghost still loves me..."

Percy - "Wahhaaaa? No, no, cream puff, I-"

Marguerite - *sighs* Now if we move to an opera house he can haunt my mirrors and make me sing for him ..."

Percy - "What?"

Armand - *snorts from somewhere in the carriage* "What?"

*dramatic interlude of Phantom Of The Opera starts playing* 

FIN.